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Monday, January 25, 2010

National TV

Terence Wang sits down in front of the TV after dinner, as he does daily. Having no Astro, he turns on ntv7. After watching for 15 minutes, he throws the remote... at the TV. He walks off, muttering, "Sh*tters broadcasting sh*t..."


Hello, Terence Wang here. Now I know all of us have problems with national TV. Like, "Oh don't tell me it's that stupid Malay program again." Or, "Why can't they make Chinese programs that are NOT love shows??!!" You get the picture.

And how the more quality shows, like... Chuck? 12:30 midnight. ==

And the problem is, a number of parents are reluctant get something like Astro because:

1. Children will get addicted to it.(although considering nowadays we spend MORE time out of home than in)

2. Too expensive.(Astro??!!! You've got some explaining to do...)

3.It will be under utilised(looks at reason 1... WHAT?)



Still, we can't really blame Astro. And we can only put 20% of the blame on the TV stations becaue they have to make sure 'everyone stays happy'.

So you'll be asking, "Who gets the to-be-blamed award??"

Bammmmm.....

"The parents!!!" (Claps and hoots from the background)

Congratulations, parents!! You've just won the coveted to-be-blamed award!!!

So let's do part 1 again...

Terence Wang sits down in front of the TV after dinner, as he does daily. Having no Astro, he turns on ntv7. After watching for 15 minutes, he throws the remote... at his father. "What was that for??" demands his father. "I don't know! I wanted to throw it at the TV!!"

Ooops.


Terence Wang's father has read this article. He dissaproves.

Disclaimer: Short and sweet- Don't kill me.

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