New Year Special

A reader comes along and opens this page. He sees the title and says: "Not another New Year Special." He ignores it and opens a new page.


That reader was an idiot, and he is better off not reading this. I am NOT going to talk about * "the many great, wonderful things that happened this year. I am also NOT going to talk about * "why 2009... SUCKED platipus sh*t."

I am, simply, going to do tell you the headaches of New Year.

First off, yes, you all know what it is, going Back to School. Listen, I can hear groans already. Yeah, i know what a pain it is, and I sympathise. Every time we go back to school after a holiday, sleepy and irritated, the teachers say: "You guys had a long holiday, yoou all should be nice and fresh. Very funny. I would love to stare at him/her and say: "Go to you-know-where," but unfortunately we have Article 559(Jit Sin students look it up), so I would just stare.

Secondly, Back-To-School sales. Yeah, you all know that one. They are up even at the beginning of December. To sum it up, they make me sick. Here's what happened to me because of it:



Somewhere in the beginning of December, 2009,
A certain shopping mall, B.M.

Terence Wang walks towards a clothes section, trying out his new phone headsets, happy that they work well. He steps in...


And drops his phone. "No," he mutters. "This can't be happening." He rubs his eyes, hoping that it was an illusion. But it wasn't. Right in front of him was a back-to-school banner, advertising uniforms, shoes, etc. On his left was rows of different school uniforms, where several students were reluctantly following their parents around, waiting forever for the to pick 'the right one'. On his right was boxes of school shoes, where everyone was browsing around, looking bored. This was hell. Terence immediately turned around to run out of there, but the entrance had dissapeared! Instead, he was completely surrounded by school uniforms, school shoes, school bags, stationery etc.


Terence falls to ground and faints.

.... Ok, maybe that was a dream. But still.

Have a Happy New Year everyone. I know its hard, but try.



Terence Wang would like to thank all those who have continued to read his articles and have given him feedback, and have given him feedback. He also ask them to notify him (by commenting on any article) if they have any interesting(or funny) topic worth writing about.


Disclaimer: This article is suitable for readers 18 years and BELOW only. The writer does not hold responsibilty for any alleged insult(s) or offence(s) made in this article.


*Nigahiga: Off The Pill-2009