Sleep(Telephone Parody 2)

Ok, we've finally done it! I and Jia Win have come together-on MSN, that is-to make a parody of the famed Telephone by Lady Gaga.

Jia Win will post his copy later on but since he can't right now(his blog is under some sort of development stage), I'll post mine first:

Sleep*

A collaboration between Terence and Jia Win.

(Lady Gaga)

Hola hola monsters my name

Is Lady Gaga,

Did u know that my

Real name is Stefani Germanotta.

Hey-Hey-Hey please don’t sleep,

I’m not even done with it,

(Jiawin and Terence)

Sorry, we have to go

We’re kinda sleepy.

K-kinda sleepy,

K-kinda sleepy,

Sorry we cannot hear you we’re kinda sleepy.

(Gaga)

Just this second,

I’m about to sing Paparazzi,

Baby you'll be famous,

Chase u down until u love me.

(J & T)

You shoulda made a damn schedule,

You knew that we’re sleepy.

And now you won't stop singing shit,

We’re really sleepy!

(Gaga)

Stop sleeping, stop sleeping,

I still wanna sing Poker Face!

(J & T)

We left our ears and our minds in the bedroom.

(Gaga)

Stop snoring stop snoring,

I can't hear myself anymore!

 (J & T)

We left our ears and our minds in the bedroom.

(Gaga)

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop ignorin' me!

(J & T)
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm sleepy!
(Gaga)

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop ignorin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

I’m sleepy…

(J & T)

Can sing all you want

But no-one'll hear

And you're not gonna be a superstar!

Cuz we’re locked in our rooms,

And dreaming 'bout girls,

And you're not going to be a superstar!

(J & T)

Can sing all you want

But no-one'll hear

And you're not gonna be a superstar!

Cuz we’re locked in our rooms,

And dreaming 'bout girls,

And you're not going to be a superstar!

(Gaga)

Boy, the way you snoring up your bed,

I can’t stand it any longer,

Get ya ass out here faster,

Leave your bed yo faster!

(J & T)

I shouldn't have invited you

Cuz this is a disaster!

Gaga our sis-tuh,

We are here to save ya!

(J & T)

Not that your voice is shit

We wanna go to sleep.

(Gaga)

As if me standing here

Won't make u wide awake.

(Gaga)

Honeybee it's your turn now

Go show 'em what you've got

Tonight we ain’t no stopping till

You won’t be sleepy.

(Gaga)

You won’t be sleepy,

You won’t be sleepy,

Tonight we ain’t no stopping till you wont be sleepy!

(J & T)

Stop singing, stop singing,

We don’t wanna hear anymore!

We left our ears and our minds in the bedroom.

Stop screaming stop screaming,

We don’t wanna see anymore!

We left our ears and our minds in the bedroom.

(J & T)

Stop singing, stop singing,

We don’t wanna hear anymore!

We left our ears and our minds in the bedroom.

Stop screaming stop screaming,

We don’t wanna see anymore!

We left our ears and our minds in the bedroom.

(Gaga)

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop ignorin' me!

(J & T)
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm sleepy!
(Gaga)

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop ignorin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

I’m sleepy…

(J & T)

Can sing all you want

But no-one'll hear

And you're not gonna be a superstar!

Cuz we’re locked in our rooms,

And dreaming 'bout girls,

And you're not going a superstar!

(J & T)

Can sing all you want

But no-one'll hear

And you're not gonna be a superstar!

Cuz we’re locked in our rooms,

And dreaming 'bout girls,

And you're not going a superstar!

(Gaga)

My Terence Wang!

M-m-my Ng Jia Win!

(J & T)

But we’re locked in our rooms,

And dreaming 'bout girls,

And you're not going a superstar!

(Gaga)

My Terence Wang!

M-m-my Ng Jia Win!

(J & T)

But we’re locked in our rooms,

And dreaming 'bout girls,

And you're not going a superstar!

We're sorry you've been denied access of the brains of Terence and Ng Jia Win.

Please retype your password, or get the hell out of here.

Written by: Ng Jia Win and Terence Wang

Edited by: Terence Wang

The writers of this song parody insist that this is, in no way, an attempt to offend, insult or hurt Lady Gaga, because they both are fans of her anyway and would like to treat this simply as a tribute to Gaga.

*Note: Jia Win might have his own title, because we did not decide on one.


View my original parody