Minggu Koperasi

Actually, it shouldn't be called Minggu Koperasi. Rather, Minggu Perempuan.

          -Terence Wang, Blog Adminstrator

Yes, you're asking why.

Those who have been there have seen the exbition have seen what's on sale: soft toys, key chains, accessories etc.

One word springs to mind: girl. Or girlish.
Ok, that was two words. Who cares.

But really, (again) What The Hell were they thinking?

And please, I'm not a gender-biased person, so girls, don't argue. Yet.

 If there was a report on what was on sale, it wold be like this:

50%: Soft toys
20%: Accessories
10%: Sports items. Ok, they did have a little in store for boys, but they were overpriced. And crap.
5%: Electronic dictionaries and tech accessories(Huh? Though Tech Week's over)

Still, to give them a little credit-and to fend off angry comments and e-mails from equally angry koperasi members, feminists and teachers- The Koperasi T-shirt was awesome. I loved the design so much, I was the first to buy(and wear) the collarless T-shirt*.

*Not really supported by official charts, graphs and surveys. But again, who cares.

 

 I can't get the damn photo to be uploaded the "right" way up...

 ...Unlike this one

The adminstrator hopes to see NO "angry comments, e-mails" etc etc...

Father's Day Special

Yes, yes, by the time you've read this, Father's Day would have been over. I haven't had time to write it, unfortunately.

But do read it, as this post contains an important message.

Have you noticed that people put more emphasis on Mother's Day than Father's Day? Yes, I know that's subjective and is highly arguable, but don't argue with me, because I'm in a bad mood I have proof.

 Turn on your TV and radio. Do you notice many ads about Father's Day? No? Then think back to before Mother's Day. Remember all those noisy ads about how much you should dine their restaurant or but their 'beautiful' Mother's Day cards? See what I mean?

Heck, even Christianity puts more emphasis on the mother! For those who are Christians, think. Do you hear about Joseph after the first few chapters of the Gospel? But Mother Mary becomes the Queen of Heaven! Not.. that I'm opposing God or anything... (prays fervently for forgiveness)

And I remember reading in my Form One Moral Textbook about a sentence from Hinduism saying that mothers are 1000 times more noble that fathers...

And Mother's Day comes before Father's day. There.

I'm not saying all this to spite mothers. I just want to try to remind the world that while we remember our mothers, let's not forget the father as well.

Happy (Belated) Father's Day to all dads.

You're A Sicko (Alejandro Parody)

Yup, you guessed it, this is a second Lady Gaga ribute which consists of a parody made up by two idiots(ie: Jia Win+Terence). Try singing it.

I know that you are dumb,

And I know that you won't understand me,

But I'm just going to tell you anyway

You're a sicko.

She's got her head,

In the toilet.

And she can't get it out,

Can't get it out.

And she wears a glove

Inside outto.

Just got a splinter on her finger

Around you.

You know that I hate bitches

They're like Najib, but worse!

At this point i gotta let

All hell break lose…

Don't get near me,

Don't get near me, you're a sicko.

I'm not a bitch,

Not a bimbo,

Unlike you…

Don't wanna look,

Don't wanna hear,

I just wanna get away from here.

Now go away.

Now go away, stupid bimbo…

You're a sicko,

You're a sicko.

You are such a sicko,

You are such a sicko. (x2)

Just stop. Please. Just let me go. You stupid bimbo. Just let me go!

She's not crazy,

She's just an idiot

But her boyfriend's like so blind, like so blind.

But all the truth breaks, out before him.

Now he's just gonna go, commit suicide.

You know that I hate bitches

They're like Najib, but worse!

At this point i gotta let

All hell break lose…

Don't get near me,

Don't get near me, you're a sicko.

I'm not a bitch,

Not a bimbo,

Unlike you…

Don't wanna look,

Don't wanna hear,

I just wanna get away from here

Now go away.

Now go away, stupid bimbo…

You're a sicko,

You're a sicko.

You are such a sicko,

You are such a sicko. (x2)

I'm not insane,

I'm not like u,

Oh please do go…
I’m celibate,

I ain’t desperate, no more sicko.

Don't come near me,

Don’t come near me, stupid bimbo

Don’t wanna see, don’t wanna f***, get away now!

Don't wanna look, don't wanna hear, stupid bimbo…

Don't get near me,

Don't get near me, you're a sicko.

I'm not a bitch,

Not a bimbo,

Unlike you…

Don't wanna look,

Don't wanna hear,

I just wanna get away from here

Now go away.

Now go away, stupid bimbo…

You're a sicko,

You're a sicko.

You are such a sicko,

You are such a sicko. (x2)

Don't get near me,

Don't get near me, you're a sicko.

I'm not a bitch,

Not a bimbo,

Unlike you…

Don't wanna look,

Don't wanna hear,

I just wanna get away from here

Now go away.

Now go away, stupid bimbo…

You’re a sicko.

Written by: You Should Know By Now...

Edited by: Same as last time-Me

As mentioned before, the writers of this song parody insist that this is, in no way, an attempt to offend, insult or hurt Lady Gaga, because they both are fans of her anyway and would like to treat this simply as a tribute to Gaga.


Note!: The Najib mentioned in the post is NOT our 'beloved' PM. Ok?

Sleep(Telephone Parody 2)

Ok, we've finally done it! I and Jia Win have come together-on MSN, that is-to make a parody of the famed Telephone by Lady Gaga.

Jia Win will post his copy later on but since he can't right now(his blog is under some sort of development stage), I'll post mine first:

Sleep*

A collaboration between Terence and Jia Win.

(Lady Gaga)

Hola hola monsters my name

Is Lady Gaga,

Did u know that my

Real name is Stefani Germanotta.

Hey-Hey-Hey please don’t sleep,

I’m not even done with it,

(Jiawin and Terence)

Sorry, we have to go

We’re kinda sleepy.

K-kinda sleepy,

K-kinda sleepy,

Sorry we cannot hear you we’re kinda sleepy.

(Gaga)

Just this second,

I’m about to sing Paparazzi,

Baby you'll be famous,

Chase u down until u love me.

(J & T)

You shoulda made a damn schedule,

You knew that we’re sleepy.

And now you won't stop singing shit,

We’re really sleepy!

(Gaga)

Stop sleeping, stop sleeping,

I still wanna sing Poker Face!

(J & T)

We left our ears and our minds in the bedroom.

(Gaga)

Stop snoring stop snoring,

I can't hear myself anymore!

 (J & T)

We left our ears and our minds in the bedroom.

(Gaga)

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop ignorin' me!

(J & T)
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm sleepy!
(Gaga)

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop ignorin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

I’m sleepy…

(J & T)

Can sing all you want

But no-one'll hear

And you're not gonna be a superstar!

Cuz we’re locked in our rooms,

And dreaming 'bout girls,

And you're not going to be a superstar!

(J & T)

Can sing all you want

But no-one'll hear

And you're not gonna be a superstar!

Cuz we’re locked in our rooms,

And dreaming 'bout girls,

And you're not going to be a superstar!

(Gaga)

Boy, the way you snoring up your bed,

I can’t stand it any longer,

Get ya ass out here faster,

Leave your bed yo faster!

(J & T)

I shouldn't have invited you

Cuz this is a disaster!

Gaga our sis-tuh,

We are here to save ya!

(J & T)

Not that your voice is shit

We wanna go to sleep.

(Gaga)

As if me standing here

Won't make u wide awake.

(Gaga)

Honeybee it's your turn now

Go show 'em what you've got

Tonight we ain’t no stopping till

You won’t be sleepy.

(Gaga)

You won’t be sleepy,

You won’t be sleepy,

Tonight we ain’t no stopping till you wont be sleepy!

(J & T)

Stop singing, stop singing,

We don’t wanna hear anymore!

We left our ears and our minds in the bedroom.

Stop screaming stop screaming,

We don’t wanna see anymore!

We left our ears and our minds in the bedroom.

(J & T)

Stop singing, stop singing,

We don’t wanna hear anymore!

We left our ears and our minds in the bedroom.

Stop screaming stop screaming,

We don’t wanna see anymore!

We left our ears and our minds in the bedroom.

(Gaga)

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop ignorin' me!

(J & T)
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm sleepy!
(Gaga)

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop ignorin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

I’m sleepy…

(J & T)

Can sing all you want

But no-one'll hear

And you're not gonna be a superstar!

Cuz we’re locked in our rooms,

And dreaming 'bout girls,

And you're not going a superstar!

(J & T)

Can sing all you want

But no-one'll hear

And you're not gonna be a superstar!

Cuz we’re locked in our rooms,

And dreaming 'bout girls,

And you're not going a superstar!

(Gaga)

My Terence Wang!

M-m-my Ng Jia Win!

(J & T)

But we’re locked in our rooms,

And dreaming 'bout girls,

And you're not going a superstar!

(Gaga)

My Terence Wang!

M-m-my Ng Jia Win!

(J & T)

But we’re locked in our rooms,

And dreaming 'bout girls,

And you're not going a superstar!

We're sorry you've been denied access of the brains of Terence and Ng Jia Win.

Please retype your password, or get the hell out of here.

Written by: Ng Jia Win and Terence Wang

Edited by: Terence Wang

The writers of this song parody insist that this is, in no way, an attempt to offend, insult or hurt Lady Gaga, because they both are fans of her anyway and would like to treat this simply as a tribute to Gaga.

*Note: Jia Win might have his own title, because we did not decide on one.


View my original parody

Note to Readers #2

I just want let you all know, that notes like this one are cluttering up my beautiful blog. So, I have added a News Page specially dedicated for news.

 If you're a primitive person who can't click on that link or your mouse has malfunctioned, simply look above; it's a tab, right up there.

 What do you mean you can't see it?! (It's probably you, Candice. You can never find anything I posted-juz joking). But seriously..) All right, here's a damn pic... Is it necessary?

 Yes, that one. The highlighted one. No, not the Home tab you miserable imbecile! 

Note: You may have noticed that the Chatroom tab has dissapeared. Well, I have (finally)figured that it wasn't good enough, so I'm going to get another one for the main page. Stick with me guys; if not, this blog can't go on. 

Fake Titles, Miley's "Can't Be Tamed" and "Aleeejandrrrrroooooo!"

June 7, 2010

Terence Wang was surfing on Youtube(again) looking for the official music video of Alejandro. Don't shout and blame him for being stupid and not knowing that the video would be posted on June 8, because, well, he's stupid. Apparently.

Since when did I hire an editor?! SHOO!

Anyway, the above is almost correct(except of course the part about me being stupid. I'm not...right?). I was looking for the music vid because I didn't know it was going to be posted on the next day instead. But I did find the 'official' music videos. Yes, plural. Which means I found more than one. Confused? Watch these:

Come on guys, get a life! Not everyone want's to see your low quality, fan-made vids. Well, maybe some do, but it certainly won't help posting a title saying that it's 'official'. Official my foot; I was tricked several times already.(I admit) If you want to post some fan-made vids, be decent and state clearly in the title it's FAN-MADE.


Meanwhile, here's the real official version: By the way, it's awesome. As I said on Facebook, it's super controversial(she's going to be flamed for the swallowing of the rosary), super outrageous, yet...super. You can say as many bad things as you want about it, but you just can't beat it: plain art.

Watch and enjoy.



But wait; before you leave, let me show you something that's MUCH WORSE than those fake-titled-vids: Miley Cyrus's "Can't Be Tamed".

From bad singer to annoying Disney Star to Britney Spears wannabe? You make up your mind.

Teenage Poooooooowwwwwweeeeeeeeeerrrr!!!

Just a few decades ago, children and teens were treated like this:

Father:  Hey you, get me the papers! And be quick, you pig!

Mother: Why your exam marks so terrible?! Si bei gao lat!

Child: But...

Mother: Still want fight back arr??!!You must obey your parents!!

Basically, in Asia, children were expected to follow everything their parents said, do whatever they were told, and never never fight back. This is part of the authoritarian Asian culture, but I honestly believe that it was invented by parents who wanted full control over their children.

This wasn't just limited to the home however.

Child: (admiring a car)

Car dealer: Hey get out! Nobody said you can come in!(while politely inviting a couple of adults)

Salesman: (Explaining a product to child's mother)

Child: Excuse me....

Salesman and Mother: Quiet la! Always talk talk talk, you got money buy ar?

During that time, there wasn't anything offered for the youngsters. Your fathers and mothers played with tops, sticks and little hooks on strings that they used to catch the ichthyoid... more commonly known as: 

fish.

So why has this changed?

Yes, some things still remain the same, but life of teenagers are so much better now. We get more respect from parents, society realizes our potential, and there are so many things aimed specifically at us:

Reason: MONEY. 

I'm serious. You see, back in those days, our fathers/mothers were ignored by the private sector is because they simply had very little or no money(can I go on bolding it?). If a certain group didn't have money, would companies be making products for them? Exactly.

So when children got more and more pocket money, and parents were more willing to buy things for them, companies started sitting up. Particularly IT companies, like Apple, Microsoft and the like, because they offered the most things that children/teens wanted.

Once we gained importance in the private sector, companies not only made products for children/teens, they started activities for them. Talent contests, youth concerts, dance competitions, you name it.

Because of these events, society started to realize what children and teenagers could do. More and more importance in this age group. Governments and NGOs alike realized our potential, and then came the Children Rights, Under-18 protection, emphasis on education etc. 

This then spread to our homes for parents couldn't just treat their children with disrespect and get away with it. And then with it came along more pocket money. And the cycle continues.

So to my friends, if you want us to gain more importance in this world, whatever you do, pester your parents for money.

NOW.

I'm Baaaack!!

Yes! Jit Sin Exams are OFFICIALLY OVER!!

Light some fireworks!

Drink some vine!

That's how we do it!

Thank God for holidays; now I can continue with my posts. A very big thank you to all of you readers, without you, this blog is nothing.

Question of the Day: What are you all planning to do? Please leave a comment below!


One more time, people: