Proton and Lotus

  

VS

(Drumbeat)
Ok, ok. I’ll get to the point.
Some of us know that Proton owns Lotus, a great sportscar maker. And Proton, being rather inexperienced, always piles a lot of work on Proton Lotus. Example:
1.
Proton man: Hey, help us develop the chassis.
Lotus man: Yes, sir.

2.
Proton man: Hey, you guys develop sport cars right? Help us make the suspension.
Lotus man: Well… fine.
3.
Proton man: We need your help to tune the engine.
Lotus man: But sir…
Proton man: (raises eyebrow)
Lotus man: (sigh) All right, all right…

You see? Proton is claiming all the credit and the Malaysia Boleh and… etc.
But they’ve crossed the line.

Proton man: We want to claim that we’ve Lotus handling.
Lotus man: W-what??!! You can't! That's our line.
Proton man: (smug) Too late.

So now you get the slogan like this one:
"The new Proton Persona. Handles like a Lotus."

Lotus man: You... you... (storms off)

The next day...

"Why the only sports car that handles like a Lotus is a Lotus."

LOTUS BOLEH!

Terence Wang loves Lamborghini, but fully supports Lotus(not the F1 though)

Disclaimer: The above is 100% fiction, except for the Lotus ad which was spotted in the EVO magazine.