If I Was Prime Minister

Everybody would like to be king, president or PM if they could, wouldn't they? And I believe everyone of us have our plans for becoming the top leader. These, are mine. Well, what? It wouldn't be my mum's.
Now, unlike what some of you might think, I won't launch any stupid ideas here. The following are all logical and can be done.

1. Education

Ideal candidate: Pn. Eng Khoon Leng Myself(yeah!).

The Prime Minister can hold two posts. Therefore, I chose education.

Plans:

1. Fully revamp/change education system. All subjects will be optional, so a student can chooose subjects of interest instead of being fored to study all. Sports, skills(writing, singing etc.), and attitude will all count unlike now which is all exam, exam, exam.

2. Gadgets including phones, laptops will be allowed, but not allowed to be used during class(unless required by teacher) and those caught accessing disallowed content will be seriously punished.

3. E-learning(internet) will be highly encouraged.

2. Home Secuirity

Ideal candidate: Barack Obama (now it's too late, he's US president)

Namewee黄明志

I'm sure we all know this guy, right?

Plans:
1. Destroy every single law that hints dictatorship.

2. Allow no censorship besides for under-18 movies, which will not be edited or cut in any way.

3. Fully allow free speech.

4. Make discriminaton highly illegal.

5. Protect children's rights.

6. Animal abusers will be heavily punished.

3. Transport

Ideal candidate: Jeremy Clarkson

Hopefully I'll be able to get him to come here.

Plans:
1. Make transport system as efficient as Jit Sin prefects during spot-check.

2. Eliminate speed limits. (Germany also doesn't have speed limits, and they don't have many accidents)

3. Close certain unused roads at night for racers (so they don't race illegally)

4. Implement AFTA, so that Proton won't have government potection and therefore be eliminated when the Japanese swoop in.

Finance Minister

Ideal candidate: Francis Light (He's dead?! Oops..)

Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak (you're kidding, right?)

Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim

Plans:

Just 1: Abolish all protection for any party or company.

The other ministries are not so important, so I won't talk about them. By the way, please leave some comments below on your thoughts about being PM.

Terence Wang admits he will never be PM because he isn't a Malay or Muslim.

Disclaimer: This article is intented for certain readers only. The writer does not intend to offend or insult any politician mentioned in the article, for he is scared of ISA.