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Sunday, February 28, 2010

The Telephone Parody

During CNY, me and my cousin decided to make a parody on Lady Gaga ft Beyonce's Telephone. So play the song while reading this and sing. Enjoy!



(Terence)
Hello, hello, baby

You called, I can't hear a thing.

T.M.'s got no service

in the house, you say, say

Wha-Wha-What did you say, huh?

You're breaking up on me

Sorry, I cannot hear you,

T.M. is busy.



T.M. is busy

T.M. is busy

Sorry, I cannot hear you, T.M. is busy.



Just a second,

I'll call them and get them to fix it, 

And I cannot text you with

A phone in my hand, eh?

They tell me,

(T.M. call center) turn of your pc,

You knew that I'm busy.

And now you won't stop calling me;

I'm kinda busy.


(T.M. call center)
Stop callin', stop callin',

I don't wanna think anymore!

I have a lot of clients on the ground floor.

Stop callin', stop callin',

I don't wanna talk anymore!

I have a lot of clients on the ground floor.


(Terence)
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

My T.M. net!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Is laggy!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

My T.M. net!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh


(Terence)

Can call all you want,

but there's no other way,

and they're not going to fix my T.M. net!

(Friend)
They're out in the club,
and shittin' in their pants,

and they'll never fix your T.M. net!



(Terence)
Can call all you want,

but there's no other way,

and they're not going to fix my T.M. net!

(Friend)

They're out in the club,

and shittin' in their pants,

and they'll never fix your T.M. net!

 
(T.M. call center) 

Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone

won't make me fix it faster.

Youtube load up faster,

Facebook start up faster!

(Terence)
I shouldn't have called you at all,

cuz this is a disaster!

(T.M. call center)
Callin' like a collector -

sorry, I cannot answer!


(T.M. call center)

Not that I don't like you,

I'm just kinda busy.

And I am sick and tired

of my phone r-ringing.

Sometimes I feel like

I live in  the P.M.'s office.

Tonight I'm not takin no calls,

cause I'll be workin.



Cause I'll be workin

Cause I'll be workin

Tonight I'm not takin no calls, cause I'll be workin!


(T.M. call center)
Stop callin', stop callin',

I don't wanna think anymore!

I have a lot of clients on the ground floor.

Stop callin', stop callin',

I don't wanna talk anymore!

I have a lot of clients on the ground floor.



Stop callin', stop callin',

I don't wanna think anymore!

. I have a lot of clients on the ground floor.

Stop callin', stop callin',

I don't wanna talk anymore!

I have a lot of clients on the ground floor..


(Terence)
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

My T.M. net! 

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Is laggy!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

My T.M. net!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh


(Terence)
Can call all you want,

but there's no other way,

and they're not going to fix my T.M. net!

(Friend)
Cuz they're out in the club,

and shittin in their pants,

and they'll never fix your T.M. net!



(Terence)


Can call all you want,
but there's no other way,

and they're not going to fix my T.M. net!

(Friend)

Cuz they're out in the club,
and shittin in their pants,

and they'll never fix your T.M. net!



(Terence)
My T.M. net!

M-m-my T.M. net!

Cuz they're out in the club,

and they're shittin in their pants,

and they're not going to fix my T.M. net!


(Terence)
My T.M. net!

M-m-my T.M. net!

Cuz they're out in the club,

and shittin in their pants,

and they're not going to fix my T.M. net!

Written by Terence Wang and Chan Tze Hsien.
Special thanks to http://www.metrolyrics.com for the original lyrics.

Disclaimer: This is only a parody and is not to be taken to seriously. The part(s) about T.M. are merely fiction. This article does not intend to insult or offend anyone and/or anything.

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