Junk Mail, Chain Letters and Pillow Fights

Has this ever happened to you?

Terence Wang opens his e-mail box. "Wow... 900+ mail?" Click...click.

~*~Test To See How HOT You Are~*~

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11(NO CHEATING!)

1. Do you have dark or light hair?

2. If you were out on a date would you want to go to a party or go out to eat?


3. What's your favorite color out of Pink, Yellow, Baby Blue, or Sea Green?

...

(A few hours later)

IF YOU SEND THIS TO:


0-5people , your wish will not come true!!!!
6-9people, your wish will come true within 6 months!!!!
16-20 people, in a day or 2 it will come true!!!!
21-30people sooooo, soon!!!!



THIS IS NO JOKE (yeah, right)

NOW send within 1 hour or you will have a bad love life (I already have one, dumbass)

Terence: "What the *beep*?! That's the... omg..."

  Damn.

You've all been through these, haven't you? I mean, it's ok if you send me a joke or two.But not chain letters that say I'll die if I don't send them. Period.

And there's another thing. Pillow fights. Yes, the ones spamming my entire facebook profile with 'colourful' pillows. Like:

 

What's wrong with these people?

If they haven't got anything better to do, they might still consider NOT infesting our profiles. With pillows.
Friend: "Hey, can I hit you with a pillow?"

Don't you dare.

 

If he meets the creator of  the 'pillow fights' app, Terence Wang will kick him/her in the *beep*.

Special thanks to Ng Jia Win for creating the: 'I Don't Pillow Fight, So Stop Contaminating My Profile With Pillows!' group.

This article is for certain readers only. The writer does not which to offend anyone besides the people mentioned above. He does not want spam in his comments, and he especially does not welcome pillows.